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We are acquisition of knowledge to live with a Roman amphitheatre in the house.

Lions are in not crooked there now. I have forbidden them to eat Christians. On the upside the lions are being lashed to within an twelfth part of a foot of their plastic lives by Tiger, appropriately enough, who has got one covered in a net and has a Of the romans gladiator stabbing at it with a javelin. She has photographed the moment and is about to put together it, together with a hundred other shots of gladiators stabbing animals with spears, in a volume that should be called How to Slaughter Wildlife in the Name of Play but will probably be called something analogous My Roman Arena.

This bloodbath is, of race, the consequence of weak and unbusied parenting. This is the sort of refuse parenting that takes weak recourse in bribery, when we should, I see through, provide firm guidelines and boundaries and whatever else they are called the instant an irritating kid comes into the duty while mummy is typesetting a volume on Nahuatl commas to win a measly few quid, and will get mad if you ask her about toilet-table rolls again when her finger is hovering over the comma key. Then, because she is despairing, and the crying doesn't be in action and neither does the yelling, she will say, wearisome to keep a pleading note out of her spoken sound, 'Stay out the office and you get a Of rome arena'.

And I regret it. Of race I do. I may be weak but I have a super-ego father somewhere about my personhood and I know they have a moral faculty.

Well, add guilt too. Because now it seems to have brought out Tiger's ill psychosis. At any moment I wait for her to be taking to the garden, fashioning spears and shouting Slaughter! Kill! Kill! when she clocks the neighbour's cat pissing in the plant patch. And aside from that difficult choice, I also have feet, hands, eyes, ears and a brain, and pretty soon enough all those body parts will be bleeding with penalty, thanks to my irresponsible 12-year old come to problem-solving combined with the maledict that is Playmobil.

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